Tuesday, 1 July 2014

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Teacher : Mudhal masam january !

rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher............!



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Father: Rank card Engeda?


Son: Inthangappa
Father: 5 subjectlayum fail. Inimel ennai appanu kuppidathey
Son: Sarida maapla seena podamaa sign podu..................!



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Maths sir: what is a 'line'?


A genius ansrd:
A line is a dot, going for a walk!
Sir again:so wat r parallel lines?
A dot gng walk wid his girlfrnd !!!



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How Kumki Songs Are Related To


Exams ???
When We're Studying:- Onnum Puriyala
Solla Theriyala..!!
During Exams While Looking For
Answers At Girls:- Nee Yeppa Pulla
Solla Pora ???
After Getting the Answers:- Sollitaley,
Ava Answer're...
If We Get 40% and Above:- Aiyaiyayoo...
Ananthamey...
If We Get Below 40:- Soi soi !

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HOD: ABCD ethanai eluthu?


Stu:4
HOD:TOTAL
Stu:5
HOD: STUPID
STU:6
HOD:WHAT?
Stu:4
HOD:NONSENSE
STU:8
HOD:??
Stu: pesu...
ippo pesu...Pesuda Berikka mandaya................!



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joke-


Teacher : Olunga padikalana nadu Roadla than nikkanum...
student:
Appo traffic police Ellam olunga padikkalaya teacher?
Teacher? ? ?
ha ha ha...(.....)



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Lecturer : Nadakura semesterla nee 80% vanganum.


Stu: No sir. 100% vanguvaen.
Lec: comedy panadha da.
Stu: Goyyala. Yaru da first comedy panadhu....;->