12

Teacher : Mudhal masam january !

rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher............!

13

Father: Rank card Engeda?


Son: Inthangappa
Father: 5 subjectlayum fail. Inimel ennai appanu kuppidathey
Son: Sarida maapla seena podamaa sign podu..................!

14

Maths sir: what is a 'line'?


A genius ansrd:
A line is a dot, going for a walk!
Sir again:so wat r parallel lines?
A dot gng walk wid his girlfrnd !!!

15

How Kumki Songs Are Related To


Exams ???
When We're Studying:- Onnum Puriyala
Solla Theriyala..!!
During Exams While Looking For
Answers At Girls:- Nee Yeppa Pulla
Solla Pora ???
After Getting the Answers:- Sollitaley,
Ava Answer're...
If We Get 40% and Above:- Aiyaiyayoo...
Ananthamey...
If We Get Below 40:- Soi soi !

07

HOD: ABCD ethanai eluthu?


Stu:4
HOD:TOTAL
Stu:5
HOD: STUPID
STU:6
HOD:WHAT?
Stu:4
HOD:NONSENSE
STU:8
HOD:??
Stu: pesu...
ippo pesu...Pesuda Berikka mandaya................!

08

joke-


Teacher : Olunga padikalana nadu Roadla than nikkanum...
student:
Appo traffic police Ellam olunga padikkalaya teacher?
Teacher? ? ?
ha ha ha...(.....)

09

Lecturer : Nadakura semesterla nee 80% vanganum.


Stu: No sir. 100% vanguvaen.
Lec: comedy panadha da.
Stu: Goyyala. Yaru da first comedy panadhu....;->

10

Principal: Girls kooda 1 murai pesina 30 Rs fine,


2avathu murai pesina, 50 Rs fine.
Studnt: Sir, ithuku
RATE CUTTER poda mudiyathaa.??

05

  Appa: "Ennada Mark kammiya

    Vaangirukka?
    Paiyan: "Vikura Villaivaasila Ethaiyume
    Athigama
    Vaanga Mudiyalappa. . .

04

  Kids love :-)

     Lkg boy 1: ni aval'ta"i love u"sonniya?
    Lkg boy 2: sonnen but athu nadakathu;-(
    Lkg boy 1: y?:-/
    Lkg boy 2: Ava vera yaro 2 pera love panralam:-(
    Lkg boy 1: yar da avanga?:-x
    Lkg boy 2: Therila Ava "i love u 2' nu matum solitu odita..    

02

    Enaku 5 vayasu irukkumbodu ella ponnungalum engita KISS ketanga

     nanum koduthen.Ipa nan 20 vayasula
     thirupi keta tharamatranga NANDRI KETTA PONNUNGA.

03

    Lkg boys love kavithai:-

    aval paadham patta idamellam muthamittaen,
    aanal aval en ammavidam sonnal:
   "aunty! unga paiyan mannu thinguraan"..